Sunday, March 1, 2009

"WOW YOU AND YOUR MOMMY FIND WHAT?"

Me and my mommy got up this Thursday morney to get my mommy money form where she work at.People all over the place look at me in and bad way. I did not say anything to them because I did not want to puss off the people.When the train came up we hop on it.My mommy told me that she had to go to work to pickup her money.When we got to the green line to go on the train we said buy to those ULGY people that was talking bad about me.The 2 train came up we got on that one but my mommy?girlfriend seeing this bag on the train she told me "baby what ever is in this bag I will gave you to"I said "OK" When we go to are stop we both got off the train.My mommy got her money at work,we both what to a friend house to go see if he was home ,but SAM did not came to the door because maybe he had to do something maybe at school i did not now.

Yesterday me and my mommy got up to fix me something to eat she said "HEY LITTLE BABY WANT WILL YOU LIKE TO EAT TODAY?" I look at my mommy and told her "WILL HOW ABOUT AND BOTTLE OF MILK AND SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE GOING TO EAT TODAY."My mommy said "OK". I got up and there was and big *LUMP* in my diaper to the bathroom to do that but it just came in my diaper.For my first time *POOPING* in my diaper was good but I just my not fell right that day.

Even one you now my friend MARKESHIA the doll.she today play want us and she told me to tell you babies out there."WHY EVEY TIME PEOPLE THINK THAT PORTER'S ARE THE MOST BAD ES PEOPLE'S IN THIS WORLD?"I think that they are very very NICE people in this world.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

MY VALENTINES DAY WITH MOMMY

On Valentines morning I was last asleep til the bed moving.I had an idea if was my mommy cause I left her wet kiss in my face I stayed asleep until I smelled pancakes and scrameld eggs cooking."WOW!" I said all I woke up to my mommy byinging me my breakfast in bed.I had paneaked,eggs,strawberry oatmealand my bottle filled up with orange juice.While I was eating my mommy tald me she had a Valentine surpise for me.When I was done,my mommy bathed me and dressed me up and we went for a walk when we got to the busstop,we took a FREE RIDE on the bus to the port and we got on a BIG RED BOAT.WEEEEEE!!this ride was so exciting!! I saw big waues and pelicans flying by whole I was enjoying my view from the boat my mommy surprised me with a CANDY Rose and a HEART shaped box of candy while I was eating it my mommy read me a POEM and sanged a LOVE song to me. I then gave my mommy a GLASS ROSE!!She loved it soooo much until she cried.

After own day we walked by my mommy's friend house and they were all standing. Outsidemy mommy said "HMMM I WONDER WHAT IS GOING ON?"when we walked over there we had just walked into the last part of my mommy's friend WEDDING!!yeah!giggles in back!oo they were sooo wappy my mommy and I missed it but HOPEFALLY one day me and my mommy will get married some day too!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

WHEN I GOT HOME ...

When I walk to my mommy house my mommy was not evening home and I did not now where to go at?So I started to walk up and down the hall way and sit ted down in the hall.I was so sleepy that I sleep in and chair about want 11:04.I did not now where to sleep at all.So this guy and girl came out there room about to begin to fight I look at them was about to say something,but I really really was to sleepy to say any think to them.My mommy finally came home at midnight she begin to cry at me because I was out door's buy myself and I was so wet that I had to take a bath for about 1 hour.When my mommy took me out the bath tub she dried me off and put some power on me and put on and fresh NEW diaper on me..She kissed me and held me in her arms and rocked me to sleep.

DENNY'S
The next morning my mommy woke me up and change me put on all cute PINK outfit and we walked to DENNY"S.They was getting out free breakfast @ Denny's we waited for 2 hours my mommy kept taking me into the bathroom to change me alot why will you now that one (hehehe).When we got out they CALLED our name when we went in couldn't fit into the highchair.My mommy sat me on her lap.When I he my pancakes I spit them at the waiter my mommy *POPPED ME*.I cried so LOUD until the manager Gare me a brand NEW PACIFIER.*YEYYY*!We left happy my mommy and me.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

MY 3 DAY WEEKEND

Hey how many of you baby's will like to BREAK DANCE? I know today me and my mommy when there to have a little fun right.some guy and girl came in and striated to dance right,they came to us and said "WOW YOU TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?" we look at each other and said to them"WILL I KNOW HOW TO DANCE A LITTLE AND MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SHENA DO IT ALL".Those two people look at us and said"WILL LIT DO IT?" we said"OK" then that is when we started to dancing ever where what them.

Yesterday and today my mommy was *SICK*.My mommy was up all night want her sickness she evening got me up.And I was fast asleep in my crib.I fell so sorry that my girlfriend was sick that I try to do something for her witch I love to do best.I want down to get my girlfriend some ICE COLD WATER and some BINDERY to help her fell a little bit better.It just makes me *sad* when I see other people and my girlfriend sick.Like today on this game that was called "HABBO" a friend on there had and HOLE IN HER HEART.I am not going to say any names because I am not that kind of person to people.I just hope and pray that my girlfriend/mommy and this friend on HABBO will be fine.

Today I was soo happy that OBAMA was PRESIDENT I all most "CRY". My mommy all most did the same thing but she look at me and said"BABY DO NOT CRY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE AND PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GOING TO DO THAT ALL"I look up to my mommy and tell her"THANK YOU FOR BEING AND GOOD MOMMY."

At the MLK parade it was nice me and my mommy had FUN EATING AND SEEING SOME OF ARE OLD FRIENDS.I was also looking at some of the nice people in the parade witch was good.My 3 day's weekend was good evening me still looking for and job.My family and my loving girlfriend still love me and will try there best to help me look for some work.I love them so much that I pray for my family and friends everyday because I love them.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

MY MOMMY ORGY

One day my mommy came out the shwer and there was a kock at the door..There my mommy come to the door to see want and towel around her to see who it was.When the door open it was BEBE at the door.BEBE walked in and in frount of her me begine to pop her with it.My mommy did not like it want soo ever,she tell BEBE to stop poping her with the towel beacues that do not fell to good at all.

We all begine to play like little kids inside the house with the doll's that my mommy had at home. That's when BEBE said "CAN WE ALL GO IN THE ROOM AND HAVE SOME ORGY SEX?"my mommy look at me and siad "ALL RIGHT LETS DO IT "!BUT BEBE YOU HAVE TO CHANGE DR.EYES DIAPER"?BEBE look at me and then begine to change me right in fouth of my mommy.

Win we all was in bed BEBE was begining to KISS DR.EYES all over his legs an me I begin to KISS my babby all over his face witch he love it and did not eveing cear.Then BEBE and I started to have ORGY SEX with my baby DR.EYES.DR.EYES love it but he chould not STOP keep feeling on his mommy alot.

BEBE had and phone call on her cell phone telling her that" BEBE WHERE ARE YOU I BEING DOING ALOT OF THING'S AND I CAN NOT EVEING FIND YOU AND YOUR SON JUST PEEED IN MY CAR AND I NEED YOU TO COME HOME AND SEE TO YOUR SON KNOW!!!"BEBE tell us that she had to go home for today we said "ok" BEBE got up and want out the house to see want her son was up to.

Me and my mommy sat down to see some T.V.Win it was and konck on the door again we think it was BEBE.My mommy got up to see who was at the door it was MICKEL and he siad "WOW WHAT ARE YOU TO UP TO TO NIGHT?" we both siad " A FRIEND CAME OVER AND WE BOTH HAD ALOT OF FUN AND SHE WENT HOME AND RIGHT NOW WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE AND MOVIE" we see that MICKEL was thinking to him sife *YOU TWO ARE REALLY REALLY UP TO SOME THING BUT I WILL NOT SAY NOTHING* MICKEL told us "DO YOU TWO WHAT TO GO OUT WHAT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND AND HAVE SOME FUN?""OR NO YOU TWO WHAT TO STAY HOME AND SEE AND MOVIE THAT YOU MAYBE SEEING BEFOR"??? we look at each other and said " OK WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GO AT MICKEL?" MICKEL and me pus my mommy waht out to have fun and have and good ass time.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

The Chicken Pot Pie Caper!

My mommy went to the grocery store last night and bought some chicken pot pies! When she came home I was soo hungry that when she was finish cooking them she ran to the restroom and I ate all of them! She came back and seen that I ate them and began to cry because she didn't get any.
I felt bad because she was out of money and NO MORE FOOD WAS IN THE HOUSE!So I grabbed all of my baby food in the cabinet and walked over to my mommy and fed her all of my Gerber.She ate like a big old baby and I burped her and when my mommy burped, It felt like a EARTHQUAKE! I think it was a 5.0 hahahaha! She wiped her mouth and said she was so sorry for scaring me hehehe.

Friday, January 2, 2009

THE NEARLY BULLDOG MASSALRE !

Me and my mommy was going to the store last night to buy me some more DIAPERS and NEW BOTTLES. yak !!! and on our way back from the store my mommy was playing with me until out of no where came this TAN and RED BULLDOG!!!

My mommy was sooo scared that she ran but one of the bags fell and she tripped over it and fell down really, really hard! When she fell down, the bull dog was coming closer to her and was getting ready to pounce and bitch on her but I stepped in and I caught his attention! I clinger my two brand new baby bottles together and when the mean old bulldog came running to me I hit him upside the head with my baby bottles he yelped and ran away.

When I grabbed my mommy she was so happy for me saying her life, that she KISSED me so hard that's when the bulldog came after me the my mommy 5 tapped in and picked up that mean old BULL DOG and threw him over the big gate and it hit he dogs owner over the head they both fell out! My mommy is very strong! and the lady ran inside crying with her mean old BULL DOG!