HOW WAS YOU CHRISTMAS EVE?

Me and mommy was walking down the street going to my mother's house you know dogs bark when you pass the gate right?

When e walked across the street past this house where the gate was this dog began to Bart while it was barking the dog was barking so hard that it coughed up apiece of meat it stopped barking to eat the piece of meat it stopped barking to eat the piece of meat and me and my mommy laughed so HARD!

When,we was walking to my mother's house.Me and my mommy fall asleep on CHRISTMAS EVE that night when Santa was in the house putting all he good thing's under the tree.We jump up win someone said?"HO HO" in the room next to us.I did not get up because I was to much in my dram and did not want to get up.heheheh.That night and this night me and my mommy begin to have little SEX and it was all right.The SEX was all good because my mommy put on and diaper and begin to play like and little baby(hehehe)that made me go all night long.But ever time I still try to get my mommy to do alot of thing's that she and I will love to do all the time everyday she will do it.Every night I all ways see my mommy sleep,this women always looked like and little baby doll(hehehe)that you can always*HUG AND HIT THAT BIG ASS ALL NIGHT LONG* witch I love to do all the time when i came home (hehehe).

SANTA CLAUS COMES TO AB/DL

You know what? How many of you AB/DLs would like to see Santa Claus come to us? I know all this week I've been waiting to see Santa Clause everyday for the week. My mommy keeps saying "DR.EYES look baby, Santa Claus is going to come to us but he has to see all the other babies first then you" for what I know is my mommy is right Santa is here but I may have to stay home and do what I need to do.

When me and my mommy went to bed she told me she was going to sing me one of her Christmas songs that she made. It was called


Little "FAT SANTA" boy

Hey little Santa hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
your pants are falling down hahahahahahahahaha
you have a little dick to hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha

Now you're smelling hahahahahahaha
your gut is hinging down hahahahaha
you can't even see your dick hahahahahahaha
you have a BIG ass too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Rudolph left you hahahahahahaha
now all you have is the sleigh hahahahahaha
the neighborhood is throwing hahahahahaha
shit at you hahahahaha
on the top or the kooff hahahahahaha

you tried to go down the chimney hahahahahaha
but you couldn't get away hahahahahaha
cause your gut got stake in the chimney hahahahaha
and they lit the fire logs too. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

NOW HERE'S A COOKED SANTA

"DID YOU GET YOUR JOB DR.EYES?"

Me and my mommy went to a street called Century to go look for jobs door to door. I got a job doing Telemarketing but when I got home my real mom told me "i had a very important appointment at 8:50 am in the morning and I can't be late.Then I told her I had a job at 10:00 am I called my mommy and told her there is no way I could make it down there to my job at 10:00 am if i left my appointment at 9:30 am.

When I called my mommy. My mommy told me that"I the boss at the new job I landed that if I can out.I will not be allowed to work there at all not would I be allowed to re_apply."

Wednesday me and a couple of baby friends went off on a big adventure yesterday. one of my friends told me" DR.EYES really where are we going ?" some girl name Anna came to us saying" where are y'all 3 boy's going?" When mommy came to us she said "where are we going?" my friend told Anna in a whisper that we are going on a big adventure we were trying to have our mommy's and our Mommy's kept saying "where are a babies going?" Diaper eyes didn't want to saying withing Aaron didn't say anything Diaper boy didn't want to say nothing and the only one who said something was Anna617, said "they are going to some big adventure?" we all looked at Anna in a mean way! saying "why did you tell her that for?!!".
I want to know if you people been on a big Adventure,If so,tell me about it.

Friday was one of the good days that me and my mommy was in the room. She kept seeing this thing run across the floor.When she saw it again , she called DR.EYES PROTECTION.I came out the room and went down stairs to see what she wanted.Mommy kept saying to me."DR.EYES there a fucking mouse in here!!!"

I looked around the whole house and I didn't see no mouse.Then I went to my mommy and told her "mommy there was no mouse in the house."
HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER HAD A MOUSE AND YOUR MOMMY CALLED YOU DOWN TO HER AND SAY"THERE IS A FUCKING MOUSE IN THE HOUSE."YOU GOO DOWN THERE TO LOOK AND THERE IS NOT ONE WHAT DO YOU DO?