Monday, July 27, 2009

THE 12TH ANNUD CARIBBEAN SEABREEZE FESTIVED "OUT WHAT A ELEPHANT MAN"

When I got up this morning I went to the store to get my BABY something to EAT for the whole day cause I was pueparing to leave my BABY at home the entive day as I was going to the SEABREEZE FESTIVAL CONCERT.My baby at the last minute after saying "NO HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO ALL WEEK"that he wanted to go with mommy but the place that sold the TICKETS was CLOSED so he had to stay at home.When I got dressed I KISSED him good bye,with little BABY TEAR'S in his EYES.When I got to the concert there was a long LINE.When it came to me I ended up throwing away my FOOD cause it was NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE CONCERT.

There was VENDORS selling FOOD and GIFTS.After I bought an ICY I sat down on the GRASS and the first performer came out I shaked my BOOTY so good that the SINGER acknowledged me and told the crowd to give me an APPLAUSE.Everyone clapped and said "YEYY DO IT GIRL WHINE YOUR BOOTY"Then this LADY from ALABAMA got up and stood NEXT TO ME with her BIG BOOBS AND DANCED TOO.HE HE!TANYA STEPHENS came out and sanged I blew a KISS to her and she BLEW one BACK.The NEXT preformer were 5 JAMAICAN BOYS from LAUDERDALE FLORID they sanged and the lead singer mimicked MICHAEL JACKSON.The other ACT'S were some what boring ESPECIALLY this white guy who kept singing and singing.Then finally WAYNE WONDER came out.He caught my EYE and I WAVED at him and he WAVED BACK.

Out of no where were these 3 PRETTY BLACK GIRLS they were from AFRICA they were very friendly.All of the ACT'S never asked who was from AFRICA,so they kept saying A-FRI-CA!!we were behind a gate that blocked us from getting close to the STAGE so we took a GREEN band from a GUY they knew and from a GUY they knew and we cone by one tried to put the band on our ARM'S,But it never worked HE HE HE!I took another break to go PEE and I bumped into an old FRIEND FROM FLORIDA named DAVID.He was from FLORIDA TOO!I began to CRY cause I was HOMESICK.Around 6:00pm SPRAGGA BENZ came out and I danced so hard!!THAT MAN WAS AMAZING!!!Then EDIE came to with another singer his PANTS SAGGING I laughed cause and OLD BELIZIAN LADY kept YELLING at him "GIT HIM OFF A STAGE MON HE NEEDS PULL UPPA HIS PANTS WHO HE THINK HE IS PLAY BOY?"I laughed and when the security guards were staring and laughing at me I laughed TOO,until he pointed to my SHORTS I realized my ZIPPER was OPENED."How EMBARRASING!"

Finally ELEPHANT MAN came out ROEKED the show that's when I saw and OLD PUERTO RICAN MAN I saw at the night CLUBS in MIAMI.He asked me "HOW WAS I" and I told him "I AM FINE AND THAT I HAVE A PUERTO RICAN BOYFRIEND!" and he told me to tell my baby to "REPRESENT PUERTO RICO TO THE FULLEST 100%".Then a FIGHT BROKE OUT this MEXICAN GIRL threw BEER on 2 BELIZIAN GIRLS and 2 PUERTO RICO GIRLS the BELIZIAN GIRLS grabbed her by her HAIR and PUNCHED the HELL out of her she broke away and RAN.The secury officers caught her and took her to JAIL.(LIKE MY LITTLE SAY'S BABY JAIL)mean while ELEPHANT MAN did a tribute to MICHAEL JACKSON he tried to MOONWALK but FELL DOWN.He then sanged "GULLY CREPA" He got the 4yr old girl on STAGE and gave her some MONEY to do the GULLEY CREPA.When she did he gave her more MONEY to do the SWEEPA DANCE and when she did that one good to he said "WAIT UP A MINUTE.....YA TRICK ME GO BACK TO YO MOMMY".Man we kept waung our towels FLAGS and arms in the AIR we kept JUMPING like him until I was DONE.

I then said "OH OH IT'S THEN GETTING LATE AND MY BABY IS AT HOME ALONE!!"I skipped the final PERFORMANS of LUCIANO and I left,when I got home my baby was up and he was HAPPY TO SEE ME we talked about our day and watched a MOVIE about ZOMBIES and went to SLEEP.
Me and my mommy what to a CAR SHOW it was nice we seed alot of can form are time are in my mommy time yesterday.Here is some pic's of the CAR that me and my mommy see yesterday.
And this is a pic of meee (hehehehe)

Monday, July 6, 2009

DR.EYES SEEDED SOMETHING NICE ON THE 4TH.


On Saturday me and my mommy want out to the STAPLES CENTER in L.A. to put something for MICHAEL JACKSON.When we got there,there was alot of people DRESS UP I think for something that I really could not understand of it.So want I did was I want to go say something to these people and they said "WE GOT DRESS UP FOR A VIDEO GAMES" I look at her and did not wanted to say anything.But all for want I now was there was alot of people there in L.A. and they looked like they were having alot of fun like me and my loving mommy was in L.A.


Saturday night the FIREWORK'S had started to go OFF.Mommy and I was in the ROOM looking out of the window right,these people was running around and ACTING DUM.Me and mommy did not know want was going on.All we seed was that they looking like they all was going to FIGHT each other.One guy told me this "MEN THIS FUCKING GUY IS TRYING TO GET ON MY WOMEN AND I DO NOT EVENING LIKE THAT MESS MEN".So want I did was I want back to my ROOM and told my mommy want just want down.She told me "LITTLE ONE LOOK I LOVE YOU AND ALL PLZ LITTLE ONE I DO NOT WANT YOU TO GO OUTSIDE ANY MORE OK".I look at her and said "OK MOMMY I WILL NOT GO OUTSIDE ANY MORE".After we got done looking at the FIREWORK'S Mommy and I want to sleep.
HOMELAND BOUND

My mommy WOKE UP really early at 4:30AM to wash my cloth diaper's when she got back she WOKE ME UP,put me on a FRESH NEW DIAPER and said "OKAY LITTLE ONE,MOMMY IT GOING TO PAY A BILL YOU BE A GOOD LITTLE ONE UNTIL I GET BACK CAUSE I'M TAKING YOU SOMEWHERE".When she came back we got in the POOL and we SWAM for 30 minutes.Then we WASHED UP and our hair and alot DRESS to go the HOMELAND DANCE FEST!All of the BREAK DANCING PEOPLE where there ICE MAN'S DANCE GROUP came out and did the WIND MILL and HEAD SPIN.Then these CHINESE PEOPLE DANCED and the that's my daughter I said "OOPS" and put the CAMERA DOWN.Then some AFRICAN PEOPLE DANCED and they beat very GOOD and the dancer's they were really really GOOD.Then KARATE PEOPLE came out and they swung really BIG STICKS!Then this boy came out and danced like MICHAEL JACKSON HEHEHEHE was GOOD but he kicked with the WRONG LEG HEHEHEHE!Then this little boy kept playing and jumping around and he BUMPED his HEAD ON A RADL HEHEHEHEHE!My mommy said "THAT WHAT HE GET FORM PLAYING AROUND TOO TOO MUCH!.Oh my god I smell like shit song was in CHINESE but it so under like the lady sang ed "OH MY SHIT I SMELL LIKE SHIT IS IT ME WHO SMELL LIKE SHIT HEHEHEHEHE".Then the man came out and played a GUITAR and he was black but played ROCK MUSIC and the man setting NEXT to my mommy held up a two fingers and shacked his head and when the song was our my mommy LIT A MATCH and held it up and a MEXICAN LADY LAUGHTER behind her so HARD THAT SHE CRIED.
Then some Mexican GIRL'S came out and danced when they held up their dress they showed their underwear I HAHAHA I was gonna take a picture but the lady behind my mommy said "that's my DAUGHTER" I said "OOPS" and put the camera down. Then some AFRICAN people dance and thy beat very good and the dancer's came out and danced they were really really good,Then KARATE people came out and they swung really BIG sticks! Then this boy came out and danced like MICHAEL JACKSON,But he was good but he kicked with the WRONG LEG HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Then this LITTLE boy kept playing and JUMPING around and he bumped his head on a REL HEHEHEHE! My mommy said "THAT WHAT HE GET!" from playing around too too MUCH.Then it was all over and me and mommy got one the BUS to go home.but this man came on the bus acting scary he was talking to HIMSELF and holding his ears and my mommy said "HE IS HEARING VOICES AND IF HIS VOICES ARE TELLING HIM TO SHOOT EVER BODY ON THE BUS WERE ARE OUT OF HERE".HEHEHEHEH Then I got off to go in and mommy stayed on the bus to go to FOOD 4 LESS to buy me some more OATMEAL AND BABY FOOD. when mommy came back she FED me changed me and then we made LOVE then we went to SLEEP!