Me and my mommy was going to the store last night to buy me some more DIAPERS and NEW BOTTLES. yak !!! and on our way back from the store my mommy was playing with me until out of no where came this TAN and RED BULLDOG!!!
My mommy was sooo scared that she ran but one of the bags fell and she tripped over it and fell down really, really hard! When she fell down, the bull dog was coming closer to her and was getting ready to pounce and bitch on her but I stepped in and I caught his attention! I clinger my two brand new baby bottles together and when the mean old bulldog came running to me I hit him upside the head with my baby bottles he yelped and ran away.
When I grabbed my mommy she was so happy for me saying her life, that she KISSED me so hard that's when the bulldog came after me the my mommy 5 tapped in and picked up that mean old BULL DOG and threw him over the big gate and it hit he dogs owner over the head they both fell out! My mommy is very strong! and the lady ran inside crying with her mean old BULL DOG!
Friday, January 2, 2009
Saturday, December 27, 2008
HOW WAS YOU CHRISTMAS EVE?
Me and mommy was walking down the street going to my mother's house you know dogs bark when you pass the gate right?
When e walked across the street past this house where the gate was this dog began to Bart while it was barking the dog was barking so hard that it coughed up apiece of meat it stopped barking to eat the piece of meat it stopped barking to eat the piece of meat and me and my mommy laughed so HARD!
When,we was walking to my mother's house.Me and my mommy fall asleep on CHRISTMAS EVE that night when Santa was in the house putting all he good thing's under the tree.We jump up win someone said?"HO HO" in the room next to us.I did not get up because I was to much in my dram and did not want to get up.heheheh.That night and this night me and my mommy begin to have little SEX and it was all right.The SEX was all good because my mommy put on and diaper and begin to play like and little baby(hehehe)that made me go all night long.But ever time I still try to get my mommy to do alot of thing's that she and I will love to do all the time everyday she will do it.Every night I all ways see my mommy sleep,this women always looked like and little baby doll(hehehe)that you can always*HUG AND HIT THAT BIG ASS ALL NIGHT LONG* witch I love to do all the time when i came home (hehehe).
When e walked across the street past this house where the gate was this dog began to Bart while it was barking the dog was barking so hard that it coughed up apiece of meat it stopped barking to eat the piece of meat it stopped barking to eat the piece of meat and me and my mommy laughed so HARD!
When,we was walking to my mother's house.Me and my mommy fall asleep on CHRISTMAS EVE that night when Santa was in the house putting all he good thing's under the tree.We jump up win someone said?"HO HO" in the room next to us.I did not get up because I was to much in my dram and did not want to get up.heheheh.That night and this night me and my mommy begin to have little SEX and it was all right.The SEX was all good because my mommy put on and diaper and begin to play like and little baby(hehehe)that made me go all night long.But ever time I still try to get my mommy to do alot of thing's that she and I will love to do all the time everyday she will do it.Every night I all ways see my mommy sleep,this women always looked like and little baby doll(hehehe)that you can always*HUG AND HIT THAT BIG ASS ALL NIGHT LONG* witch I love to do all the time when i came home (hehehe).
Sunday, December 14, 2008
SANTA CLAUS COMES TO AB/DL
You know what? How many of you AB/DLs would like to see Santa Claus come to us? I know all this week I've been waiting to see Santa Clause everyday for the week. My mommy keeps saying "DR.EYES look baby, Santa Claus is going to come to us but he has to see all the other babies first then you" for what I know is my mommy is right Santa is here but I may have to stay home and do what I need to do.
When me and my mommy went to bed she told me she was going to sing me one of her Christmas songs that she made. It was called
Little "FAT SANTA" boy
Hey little Santa hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
your pants are falling down hahahahahahahahaha
you have a little dick to hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha
Now you're smelling hahahahahahaha
your gut is hinging down hahahahaha
you can't even see your dick hahahahahahaha
you have a BIG ass too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rudolph left you hahahahahahaha
now all you have is the sleigh hahahahahaha
the neighborhood is throwing hahahahahaha
shit at you hahahahaha
on the top or the kooff hahahahahaha
you tried to go down the chimney hahahahahaha
but you couldn't get away hahahahahaha
cause your gut got stake in the chimney hahahahaha
and they lit the fire logs too. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
NOW HERE'S A COOKED SANTA
When me and my mommy went to bed she told me she was going to sing me one of her Christmas songs that she made. It was called
Little "FAT SANTA" boy
Hey little Santa hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
your pants are falling down hahahahahahahahaha
you have a little dick to hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha
Now you're smelling hahahahahahaha
your gut is hinging down hahahahaha
you can't even see your dick hahahahahahaha
you have a BIG ass too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rudolph left you hahahahahahaha
now all you have is the sleigh hahahahahaha
the neighborhood is throwing hahahahahaha
shit at you hahahahaha
on the top or the kooff hahahahahaha
you tried to go down the chimney hahahahahaha
but you couldn't get away hahahahahaha
cause your gut got stake in the chimney hahahahaha
and they lit the fire logs too. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
NOW HERE'S A COOKED SANTA
Saturday, December 6, 2008
"DID YOU GET YOUR JOB DR.EYES?"
Me and my mommy went to a street called Century to go look for jobs door to door. I got a job doing Telemarketing but when I got home my real mom told me "i had a very important appointment at 8:50 am in the morning and I can't be late.Then I told her I had a job at 10:00 am I called my mommy and told her there is no way I could make it down there to my job at 10:00 am if i left my appointment at 9:30 am.
When I called my mommy. My mommy told me that"I the boss at the new job I landed that if I can out.I will not be allowed to work there at all not would I be allowed to re_apply."
Wednesday me and a couple of baby friends went off on a big adventure yesterday. one of my friends told me" DR.EYES really where are we going ?" some girl name Anna came to us saying" where are y'all 3 boy's going?" When mommy came to us she said "where are we going?" my friend told Anna in a whisper that we are going on a big adventure we were trying to have our mommy's and our Mommy's kept saying "where are a babies going?" Diaper eyes didn't want to saying withing Aaron didn't say anything Diaper boy didn't want to say nothing and the only one who said something was Anna617, said "they are going to some big adventure?" we all looked at Anna in a mean way! saying "why did you tell her that for?!!".
I want to know if you people been on a big Adventure,If so,tell me about it.
Friday was one of the good days that me and my mommy was in the room. She kept seeing this thing run across the floor.When she saw it again , she called DR.EYES PROTECTION.I came out the room and went down stairs to see what she wanted.Mommy kept saying to me."DR.EYES there a fucking mouse in here!!!"
I looked around the whole house and I didn't see no mouse.Then I went to my mommy and told her "mommy there was no mouse in the house."
HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER HAD A MOUSE AND YOUR MOMMY CALLED YOU DOWN TO HER AND SAY"THERE IS A FUCKING MOUSE IN THE HOUSE."YOU GOO DOWN THERE TO LOOK AND THERE IS NOT ONE WHAT DO YOU DO?
When I called my mommy. My mommy told me that"I the boss at the new job I landed that if I can out.I will not be allowed to work there at all not would I be allowed to re_apply."
Wednesday me and a couple of baby friends went off on a big adventure yesterday. one of my friends told me" DR.EYES really where are we going ?" some girl name Anna came to us saying" where are y'all 3 boy's going?" When mommy came to us she said "where are we going?" my friend told Anna in a whisper that we are going on a big adventure we were trying to have our mommy's and our Mommy's kept saying "where are a babies going?" Diaper eyes didn't want to saying withing Aaron didn't say anything Diaper boy didn't want to say nothing and the only one who said something was Anna617, said "they are going to some big adventure?" we all looked at Anna in a mean way! saying "why did you tell her that for?!!".
I want to know if you people been on a big Adventure,If so,tell me about it.
Friday was one of the good days that me and my mommy was in the room. She kept seeing this thing run across the floor.When she saw it again , she called DR.EYES PROTECTION.I came out the room and went down stairs to see what she wanted.Mommy kept saying to me."DR.EYES there a fucking mouse in here!!!"
I looked around the whole house and I didn't see no mouse.Then I went to my mommy and told her "mommy there was no mouse in the house."
HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER HAD A MOUSE AND YOUR MOMMY CALLED YOU DOWN TO HER AND SAY"THERE IS A FUCKING MOUSE IN THE HOUSE."YOU GOO DOWN THERE TO LOOK AND THERE IS NOT ONE WHAT DO YOU DO?
Saturday, November 29, 2008
ME AND GIRLFRIEND EAT OUT
Me and my mommy was at some place you go eat at right!? then when we sat down at the table these ornaments was looking at us that's when my mommy said I got those same ornaments at home. I looked away and my mommy looked away and then the ornament went to the other side of the table then his brother went to the table into my diaper bag.
He picked out a bottle and 1 diaper and placed it on top of the table that's when the 2 brothers also met up with each other that's when me and mommy turned our heads and DR.EYES said "mommy why were those ornaments looking at each other when they were looking at us."
I looked down and my mommy looked down and said "did you take a bottle and diaper out your diaper bag? I said "no"
This waiter came to us and said "how may I take your order?" my mommy said " yes I'd like a lamb chop and salad and my baby want grits and oatmeal". She left and said "I'll be back with your food we sat down looking at the t.v. till this other waiter came in with our tray of food.
This guy looked at my mommy in a bad way when he gave us the food. And said "have a good day".
We ate our food until reggae walked into the restaurant.... my mommy flipped. boy guess what she said " oh my god it's elephant man I am your biggest fan.!. All of theses people in the restaurant looked at our table, she ran to get elephant man's autograph DR.EYES went to go get some water. All that time the ornaments were eating our food.
When we got back to our table, our food was gone. We looked at each other then we called the waiter, the waiter came to us! and said " how may i help you?" We said "all of our food is gone"! he looked around and said to all the people "did y'all people eat these guys food? "the people said"no the ornaments did" we both got and and left the restaurant very very very very hungry.
He picked out a bottle and 1 diaper and placed it on top of the table that's when the 2 brothers also met up with each other that's when me and mommy turned our heads and DR.EYES said "mommy why were those ornaments looking at each other when they were looking at us."
I looked down and my mommy looked down and said "did you take a bottle and diaper out your diaper bag? I said "no"
This waiter came to us and said "how may I take your order?" my mommy said " yes I'd like a lamb chop and salad and my baby want grits and oatmeal". She left and said "I'll be back with your food we sat down looking at the t.v. till this other waiter came in with our tray of food.
This guy looked at my mommy in a bad way when he gave us the food. And said "have a good day".
We ate our food until reggae walked into the restaurant.... my mommy flipped. boy guess what she said " oh my god it's elephant man I am your biggest fan.!. All of theses people in the restaurant looked at our table, she ran to get elephant man's autograph DR.EYES went to go get some water. All that time the ornaments were eating our food.
When we got back to our table, our food was gone. We looked at each other then we called the waiter, the waiter came to us! and said " how may i help you?" We said "all of our food is gone"! he looked around and said to all the people "did y'all people eat these guys food? "the people said"no the ornaments did" we both got and and left the restaurant very very very very hungry.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
ME AND MOMMY PLAYED ALLL DAY LONG
Yesterday me and my mommy was have lots of fun in the room right. We was trying to play went other people outside of are room me dress up like and AB/DL.This guy came to us and said " is that boy in diaper are it just me" my mommy keep saying "yes he is playing being he dose not have nothing to do right now and i do not now why he is playing like that" the guy like at me and then to liked at my mommy and try today 1 more thing be he was just looking at me sooo much.
Right now today my mommy is playing and game that is cell *BLACK NIGHT* for what i now she always play this game went ever she get on any computer for what i now.
Ever day win i go out what my mommy she and i love going to the park. I for what i now me and mommy like to have alot of fun together.mean people like at this be they think that we just do dum ass things all the time witch we do and we do not care about that at alll. Like for instance me and my mommy was in the shower together last night and while we were taking a shower we pretended to have a t.v. camera (since we can't afford one right now hehe) and she washed my body while talking into the camera for this site. hehe and I enjoyed every minute of it and when we went to to room she still pretended that she was on film and talked to the camera and illustrated how to change a diaper on me. heheheh she then tickled me after she powdered me down.
I love doing things with my mommy we pretend alot and now tonight what we are going to do is we are going to do something never done before we are going to invite mommys sexy friend BEBE over to play as the nanny for me hahaha I love my mommy even more now that she allows her friend to take part in this venture. BEBE will pretend to change me and lotion me down while mommy sits and coaches her on how to do it after that we will all play in a pillow fight. hahaha!
Right now today my mommy is playing and game that is cell *BLACK NIGHT* for what i now she always play this game went ever she get on any computer for what i now.
Ever day win i go out what my mommy she and i love going to the park. I for what i now me and mommy like to have alot of fun together.mean people like at this be they think that we just do dum ass things all the time witch we do and we do not care about that at alll. Like for instance me and my mommy was in the shower together last night and while we were taking a shower we pretended to have a t.v. camera (since we can't afford one right now hehe) and she washed my body while talking into the camera for this site. hehe and I enjoyed every minute of it and when we went to to room she still pretended that she was on film and talked to the camera and illustrated how to change a diaper on me. heheheh she then tickled me after she powdered me down.
I love doing things with my mommy we pretend alot and now tonight what we are going to do is we are going to do something never done before we are going to invite mommys sexy friend BEBE over to play as the nanny for me hahaha I love my mommy even more now that she allows her friend to take part in this venture. BEBE will pretend to change me and lotion me down while mommy sits and coaches her on how to do it after that we will all play in a pillow fight. hahaha!
Monday, November 10, 2008
WoW you are doing good at this
Everyday when i go to my friends house or my girlfriend's house people always look at me in a bad way and that scares me alot. Whenever I come out in AB/DL clothes I like doing it but i think that i should try telling people " what the hell are they looking at!" I know I don't want to say nothing but these people are something else. All i now is that whenever I move me and my girlfriend are still going to do AB/DL just the way we like it.
Yesterday the police stopped me and said "what are you doing?" I told them "I'm just going to my girlfriends house" they kept looking at me in a weird way because I was in AB/DL clothes and they looked like they did not like it at all, So they said to me "Halloween is over why you got that on are you in to kids are some thing?" I told them "no why you said that?" the police looked up at me and told me "that what you got on is for kids not for adults but i kept telling them "I know that but why do you want me to take it off of me?" they said "no" for what I know they did not know is that I had on a diaper (haha)they told me that you can go now and please do not put that on you no more man you look funny.
Me and my mommy when to some place and these guy's walked pass us and keep looking at me and my mommy. They came over and said "well girls how are you doing today?" me and my mommy looked at them and said "we are doing good how about yourself" they just keep looking at us like they wanted to be with us or something. So when we walked they told us "well can we have your numbers then?" we both said "well OK then" something told me that these guys had to be *drunk or high off of something* because they did not know who they were talking to girls or boys (haha).
Today was and a funny day me and my girlfriend went to go swimming but it was too cold for that. I just wanted to know why people say: "is she your AB/DL mommy or just ab or dl mommy" people wake up that is my AB/DL mommy and she really Loves me alot thank you for saying heheheheh. When i went to the polls it was P A C K in there the people was so happy that they can VOTE on who they wanted to VOTE for and I liked that very very much.
Yesterday the police stopped me and said "what are you doing?" I told them "I'm just going to my girlfriends house" they kept looking at me in a weird way because I was in AB/DL clothes and they looked like they did not like it at all, So they said to me "Halloween is over why you got that on are you in to kids are some thing?" I told them "no why you said that?" the police looked up at me and told me "that what you got on is for kids not for adults but i kept telling them "I know that but why do you want me to take it off of me?" they said "no" for what I know they did not know is that I had on a diaper (haha)they told me that you can go now and please do not put that on you no more man you look funny.
Me and my mommy when to some place and these guy's walked pass us and keep looking at me and my mommy. They came over and said "well girls how are you doing today?" me and my mommy looked at them and said "we are doing good how about yourself" they just keep looking at us like they wanted to be with us or something. So when we walked they told us "well can we have your numbers then?" we both said "well OK then" something told me that these guys had to be *drunk or high off of something* because they did not know who they were talking to girls or boys (haha).
Today was and a funny day me and my girlfriend went to go swimming but it was too cold for that. I just wanted to know why people say: "is she your AB/DL mommy or just ab or dl mommy" people wake up that is my AB/DL mommy and she really Loves me alot thank you for saying heheheheh. When i went to the polls it was P A C K in there the people was so happy that they can VOTE on who they wanted to VOTE for and I liked that very very much.
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